Today was a Day for "Subspace Biographies" by Robert Pollard (1998)

Side A, song #4 from the album Waved Out by one-time (and at that time) Guided by Voices frontman Robert Pollard.  From his 1998 solo release on Matador:

Has there been a break today,

Stoned comedian Ringo?

Should I put the plates away?

Captain, are you sure they're coming in?

I am quail & quasar

I picked you up on radar

I do my job each day

Empties crushed and filed away

And there is nothing worse th'n

An undetermined person

Can I abuse you please

In my subspace biographies?